Difference between sexes is like driving from Mars and Venus

I was having a short break this week with a co-worker and we started discussing the Rolls-Royce Bespoke programme, of all things. The British company will do just about anything to your new Phantom or Ghost that you want, be it a built-in picnic basket in the boot, custom upholstery or other accoutrements not normally offered for its cars. It's really up to your imagination; well, I suppose also your own pocketbook. But when you're buying a Rolls, as the saying goes, if you have to ask how much ...
We got to dreaming about having that bespoke option for our own cars; imagine if that programme was offered for any car on the market? Say you walked into a Honda dealership and were eyeing a new Accord or Civic, but there were a few items you felt were missing that would really round that car out nicely. "Certainly," the salesman would smile, "please sit down and we'll make them happen."

Of course, what's stopping us is the exhorbitant prices these features would command, kind of defeating the purpose of starting with a reasonably priced car. But what if it didn't cost much more? What would you want done by master craftsmen or electronics wizards or otherwise creative geniuses, carte blanche?

"I'd want a handbag holder," she said. Did I forget to mention that my friend is a woman? "And a soft carpet to protect my expensive shoes."

Hmmm, some things I wouldn't necessarily think about. Once back in the office, I decided to ask a few other people what they would get done for their own cars, and I started with another of the fairer sex.

"I'd want a kettle," said my female neighbour. "Not a coffee or tea maker, because you can't make a proper cuppa tea without a kettle.