enowned shoe designer Christian Louboutin has released a new pair of f**k-me heels. Literal ones.
For $1400, you can score (heh) a pair of these saucy new Loubs that form the word 'SEX' in Swarovski crystals when the wearer stands with her feet together.
It sounds... cartoonish, right? But celebs have already given them a spring seal of approval: Ashanti donned the SEX shoes at New York Fashion Week; Katy Perry took them for a SEX-y stroll down the red carpet, and Kate Upton towered SEX-ily in a pair of the nude-colored pumps just Sunday night.
Ladies! We guess if you're headed out to a party and want to unleash your inner Samantha, these shoes are even less subtle than those fitted tees that say "NOT EVERYTHING IS FLAT IN KANSAS." Not that Christian Louboutin has ever claimed his shoes are G-rated; in fact, he's previously boasted that they're orgasmic.
But despite the bold message, we're not sure exactly what statement the 'SEX' shoes send. Is the wearer... looking to get lucky? Merely open to the possibility? Just shock-jockeying? (Should we send Howard Stern a pair? Don't answer that.)
As women, we have to admit: we're inclined to think these are hella tacky. But then, we're also probably not the target audience.
To see how the 'Sex' shoes really come across, we took an informal poll over email to ascertain what straight guys thought of them.
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